How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do you call a sad latte?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why is winter considered holy?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?