Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Where do stars go to college?

Why was the fish so smart?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What is sand's favorite movie?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What season begins with a thud?