What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?