Why did the Easter egg hide?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Families are like fudge.

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?