What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

How do animals blend into the desert?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why was the bee sad?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What game do bats excel at?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do you call a peanut in space?