What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What animal knows kung fu?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?