What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
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What's the friendliest pen?
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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why was the dog so popular?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why was the storm actually calm?
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What do you call an Irish spider?
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