What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Which president loved to take baths?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?