Where do snowmen go to dance?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What kind of books do boats write?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why was the bee sad?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?