What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?