Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

How do you grill cheese?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?