What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
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Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a singing rodent?
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