What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What are you studying in math?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?