Why was the tire self-conscious?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?