How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What kind of bird can write?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
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