What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

How did the toad die?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?