How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the foal cough?
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