What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?