Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

How do you make a bandstand?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?