Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?