How did the coach get his quarterback?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

If you need help building an ark..

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Where does Superman park his cars?

How do bears keep cool?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?