What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?