What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
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