Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why was the bee sad?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?