Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Do dads always snore?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What's the politest month?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?