What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why did the fish blush?

What's the politest month?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?