Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?