Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?