Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?