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What goes up when spring rain comes down?

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What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?