What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why are turtles so shy?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?