What did the stair machines call each other?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why did the frog have a long face?