Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Families are like fudge.

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?