What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What games do ants play with elephants?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?