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Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's a forklift?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call a Russian flea?