What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why are winter days great?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.