Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?