What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
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