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What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

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What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?