What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Which tree can't stop crying?
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