What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What did the rug say to the floor?