How do birds threaten one another?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What condiment has wings?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?