What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
A blueberry shake.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!