Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What's the politest month?