What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?