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What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?