What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

How do billboards talk?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?