Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why was the math book sad?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How do you talk to a giant?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?