What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What's the scariest letter?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What bird is always sad?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?