What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do little fish love to play with?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What event do spiders love to attend?