Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why are all priests fit?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?