Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
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