What's a monkey's favorite flower?
A chimp-pansy.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where do termites go camping?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
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