How do horses stay in such great shape?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?