How do animals blend into the desert?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Where is the coldest place to work?