How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why do bees gossip?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

How do you get straight A's?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?