Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

How can you make 7 even?