Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Verbs are tense.
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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
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Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What animal should you never play poker with?
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How does a penguin build its house?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
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What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Where do cows go on vacation?
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