What's red and smells like blue paint?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What vegetables make the best music?

What's black and white and red all over?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?