Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Verbs are tense.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How does a cow do math?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
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