Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Verbs are tense.
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
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