Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Verbs are tense.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Which plant has the best roar?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
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