What do you give a sick pig?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why don't ants get sick?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?