Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What country has the most fish?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?