What do you call a retired vegetable?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What animal has the most fun?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?