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What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?