Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What is a tree's least favorite month?