Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How much money does a skunk have?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How was the wedding?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
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