What games do ants play with elephants?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Which computer won the talent show?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?