What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?