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What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

How did the tree get lost?