What do mice do when they're at home?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?