Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?