Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Which animal is the most religious?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?