What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Families are like fudge.

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?