What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Where do actors go to pray?

What game do mice love to play?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What does winter fat turn into?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?