Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?