Why did the peach come home from work early?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?