What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?