Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?