Why did the baby cookie cry?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

When do cows get tired?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What's the slowest 5k?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Which musician loves to make chili?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?