What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?