Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What sweet treat never panics?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is the color of the wind?
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call a peanut in space?
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