Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the student eat their homework?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?