What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What did summer say to spring?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

I broke my finger!

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?