What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
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Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
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