What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do Scottish toads play?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
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