What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call a dog in space?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What do nosey peppers do?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

How do you make a cow float?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?