What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What style of music weighs the most?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why did the student eat their homework?

How does a squid go into battle?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?