What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What shape is bad at driving?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What is a tire's stance on economics?