Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why was the cat so small?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What's the politest month?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?