How do eggs end a TV show?

How does dinner smell?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?