What reads and lives in an apple?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?