Why are pilots always in a good mood?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What's the richest basketball team?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?