Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why is the beach so confident?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do you call a small mom?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?