Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Who invented fractions?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do you call a flying police officer?