What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
A DOE!
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where does breakfast live?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
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