What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

A book just fell on my head.

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?