Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What time of day was Adam created?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What is the definition of Robin?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?