Where does the president keep his razor?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Which is the worst season?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Which state is the cleanest?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why do moms make good vintners?