What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

How does a cow do math?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?