Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

How do you compliment a cat?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What animals make the best students?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?