What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What animal loves Indian food?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why are all priests fit?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?