What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Do dads always snore?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What animals make the best students?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Why is sand so optimistic?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?