What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?