What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Bears love exotic cars.

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?