What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
How do bees get to school?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where do polar bears store their money?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
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