What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
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