What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do little monsters call their mother?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?