What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What says: oom oom oom?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Which plant has the best roar?
How do hurricanes see?
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