What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the echo get detention?