I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?