What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?