What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

I'm not a bad putter.

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?