Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Shoutout to my grandma!

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?