What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why are fish such good architects?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?