What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What washes up on miniature beaches?