What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What's E.T. short for?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why do magicians score well in exams?