What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

How does a cow do math?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?